MANY YEARS AGO, a housewife came to see me for counseling. She had resolved not to sleep with her husband anymore. Her reason was that the building in which they lived(which had other tenants)had no ceiling. This means that sounds from one room could be heard in the next. Especially late in the night when everywhere is quite and sound travels so fast and so far. Not only that, their matrimonial bed had grown weak and shaky and consequently made funny sounds that easily announced their lovemaking at night. This means that two things made her uneasy to continue to sleep with her husband: the “ceiling-less” roof and the weak and squeaky state of their bed.
Married Couples, when God gives you the liberty to enjoy sexual intimacy freely, as it is in marriage, it’s your duty to see to it that you maintain the environment and the physical things that are necessary for smooth and hitchfree congress in bed.
First of all, when your marriage bed becomes weak and squeaky, it’s not something to be sad about. Neither is it a development that should make you resolve not to make love anymore. The weak and squeaky state of the Marriage furniture is a silent and salient testimony that you have been really doing your bedroom duties as a couple. It’s evidence that you and your spouse are energetic and vigorous lovers, which is how it should be(Ecclesiastes 9:10a). It’s proof that you’re both healthy indeed. If you know how much physical work, harmer blows, nails, etc went into the construction of the strong bed you’ve both weakened by merely sleeping together, you’ll agree with me that you’ve both achieved no mean feat! So, when the marriage bed becomes weak, you don’t need to be sad and unhappy. Be happy instead and get it out to the Carpenter’s for repairs!
And if the refurbishing of the bed will cost much money and require some time to be completed, there is nothing to worry about either. You simply adjust your minds, place the mattress on the floor and adapt to enjoying Intimacy on a lower “altitude.”
Once you’re both in harmonious agreement, you’ll find that your new altitude offers new, unique and adventurous approaches to lovemaking that you never knew existed.
If your house has no ceiling, that shouldn’t keep you from making love with your spouse. This challenge could be handled in a number of ways. One of those ways is to use Music to mask and muffle the sounds of your conjugal activities. Of course, you don’t need to turn your house into a Discotheque that robs your neighbours of their precious sleep. But you can wisely set the volume of your Music to be just high enough to swallow the sounds of your Queen’s queenly moans and her lovely and melodious queefings; as well as the sounds of your own royal pumping actions. And if you’re selective of the kind of Songs you play, you may find that your fellow tenants will enjoy the music and even thank you in the morning for playing soothing melodies that helped them forget their worries and doze off to a sweet sleep.
As a Couple, examine your Bedroom from time to time. Determine the state of your Bed and get any faults fixed early, before they get worse. Ensure that your curtains haven’t become thin and transparent. Make sure there’s a good and functional lock on your bedroom door. Fastening a nail on the door (as many do) isn’t good enough. Lock the bedroom door immediately you’re together for intimate times. Never say, “I’ll lock it just when we’re about starting”, because you may forget and a neighbour’s child on an errand may gatecrash into your Garden of Eden. And that’s exactly what happened when a young relative of mine was sent on an errand sometime in the early 1970s.
An Uncle had sent him to deliver a message to “Mr. XYZ.” Of course, he knew Mr XYZ’s house and so headed there with zest and energy. And meeting the entrance door open, he didn’t even knock but went straight into the sitting room and on into bedroom only to meet Mr and Mrs XYZ in full Action. Instead of turning back on seeing the awkward scene, he still stood there and delivered the message before turning to leave. It was later he told us(his fellow children) how he met the Couple in action. As for the Couple, their excitement must have turned sour instantly. I wouldn’t know who among them blamed the other for not locking the bedroom door! But that was a costly price to pay for an avoidable negligence.
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How many beds have you broken with your sleeping action? Don’t you think that you need to break more?
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