Mr Ochuma, a young Banker, had travelled to a distant city in another State for a professional conference.
He lodged in a modest Motel that was frequented mostly by Church-going people because it was clean, quite and belonged to a strict Christian couple who disallowed tobacco and alcohol usage in the premises.
The last person he expected to meet in that quite and serene place was Mr Kingsley, his parents’ neighbour when he was a kid.
He was dumbfounded when he saw the elderly man walk hand in hand into the Motel’s reception hall with a girl he knew was not his wife.
He recognised the elderly man but like Joseph’s brothers in the Bible, the older man couldn’t recognise him. Not even faintly.
As it turned out, the older man got booked to the room immediately next to his.
Because of the quietude of the old guesthouse, he could hear much of the conversation of Mr Kingsley and his “Side-Chick” without needing to eavesdrop. They were so noisy with their chatter and laughter; and cared less if anyone was listening. As they spoke in their native dialect which was also his mother tongue, he heard and understood everything they said. From their conversation, he understood that the young woman was a student in that city.
He heard the lady ask for whole fried chicken as her meal for the evening. She also told him to transfer money in five digits into her account before they’d start anything. She went on to demand that he provide her a nightgown, some new panties and other goodies before they’d do anything. Her voice was impolite, firm and strident.
To Mr Ochuma’s amazement, Mr Kingsley sheepishly told her not to worry as he would provide all she mentioned. Upon the girl’s insistence they drove out immediately to the city centre to shop for everything she wanted to eat as well as the wears she’d demanded for.
When after nearly an hour they were back, Ochuma could hear the girl’s boisterous and light-hearted laughter. He could sense the lady trying on her new panties and nightgown from the comments of Mr Kingsley: “Wow! You look stunning! Wow, you’re an Original ‘Orobo-figure 8!’ “
When they later hit “The Highway of Adultery” Ochuma didn’t have to be told. The lady was so noisy and shameless with her moans and grunts it was obvious what they were doing.
At about 5 am in the morning, he heard the sounds of packing and unpacking. It was at this time that Mr Ochuma heard the old man complain that his wallet was missing. At this the lady roared at the top of her voice in wild protest: “Okay, Mr Man, so you’re indirectly saying that I am a thief. Not so? Thunder fire you!! I must call the Police for you. You can’t accuse me of theft and get away with it. This must be on all the social media platforms for the world to judge”. Her noise was so loud the Motel’s reception personnel were soon knocking on their door. The older man not wanting his embarrassment to escalate, begged her to calm down but she vehemently refused. He quietly told her he was going and that she should lock up the chalet and hand the key over to the Receptionists when leaving.
About 35 minutes after the old man had left, the young woman burst into laughter in her room. Speaking in her language which Ochuma could hear she said she had “skin-shaved” the lustful old man. And from what she was saying, Ochuma realized that the old man’s missing wallet was hidden by the girl in her panty and contained 10 thousand US dollars!
The fictitious story above gives you just a glimpse of what goes on in extramarital affairs. It’s not “all enjoyment” as you thought.
Just look at the elderly Mr Kingsley. What he lost because of the extramarital affairs was by far greater than the few hours of sexual gratification he experienced.
In this new year 2026, determine as a couple to be available to each other so that none of you would stray into extramarital affairs because it’s costly and deadly.
Once every month, have a “Marital Affairs Night”(MAN) in your bedroom during which you’ll eat special meals, treat each other to lavish sexual intimacies and give one another inexpensive gifts.
Perhaps, you didn’t know this before: Side-Chicks are Bandits just as our anchor scripture for today tells us. They’re behind crimes and sins across the earth. They poison men, work as spies, serve as agents of satanic occult groups, are available to be hired for evil assignments just as Delilah was hired to trap Samson, etc.
Housewife, you are your husband’s “Covenant Chick”: function as such. And Husband, you’re the “Covenant King” of your wife. Be sexually available to her. As you both do, your Marriage will be strong, safe and protected!
🌄👙🌃 TONIGHT’S ASSIGNMENT IN THE BEDROOM
Reread this devotional piece just before bedtime. Discuss it.
✝️ JESUS CHRIST IS CALLING YOU!
COME TO HIM TODAY AND BE SAVED!!!
📚📖QUOTES:
“By all means keep your husband.
You do this by loving him intensely and intentionally EVERYDAY.
Be patient, tolerant and forbearing and compassionate to him and no husband snatcher will be able to steal him from your bosom!”(Anselm Ahman. From Lovebirds’ Devotional of 18/08/2025)
“The truth is: no man has ever needed a sixteen year old girl to be fulfilled romantically. Not even Adam! Isn’t it madness to have fullripe fruits in your home but prefer the unripe ones that cause dysentery?”(Anselm Ahman. From Lovebirds’ Devotional of 05/09/2025)
🎈HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!🎈
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